Q1. Prasad ask’s Kumble to bring a pepsi… Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ?why ??
Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener
Q2. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart is umbrella’. Which movie did he really want to see?
Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai!
Q3. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?
Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
Q4. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho……………
Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
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Some of CONFUSING Questions :
1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
& a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals
are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
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