Master to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: Malik ! It’s already raining outside.
Master: So what, take an umbrella and go.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Chintu
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing
Student: Brotherly love.
Teacher: Now, Prem, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
न ये Chemistry होती , न मैं Student होता
न ये Lab होती , न ये Accident होता
अभी Practical में आई नज़र एक लड़की
सुन्दर थी नाक उसकी Test Tube जैसी
बातों में उसकी Glucose की मिठास थी
सांसों में Ester की खुशबु भी साथ थी
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