A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.
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One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New Delhi City Police Station to report that his Indian wife was planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked,
Officer: How sure are you that she is going to kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?
Pole: No, replied the nervous Pole.
Officer: Did you hear her tell someone else that she`s going to kill you?
Pole: No !
Once a man died and went to Yamraj.
Chitragupt was waiting for him to take him to Yamraj, Chitragupt said to man, ‘Before you meet with Yamraj, I should tell you – you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad and I am not sure what to do with you. Tell us anything you did that can help Yamraj make a decision?’
The man thought for a moment and then replied, ‘Once I was driving alone and I saw a woman who was being harassed by a gang of thieves. So I got out of my car and went to the leader of the gang.’
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