Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
Student: I is the….
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Boy 1: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Boy 2: Ok
Boy 1: A white horse fell in the mud. 
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A store that sells husbands has just opened in India, where any woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!!!
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
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मर्द अगर औरत पर हाथ उठाए तो ज़ालिम , औरत से पिट जाये तो बुजदिल
औरत को किसी के साथ देख कर लड़े तो इर्शालू, अगर कुछ न कहे तो बेघैरत
अगर घर से बहार रहे तो आवारा , घर में रहे तो नाकारा
बचों को डांटे तो ज़ालिम , न डांटे तो लापरवा
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