The Polish Remover
One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New Delhi City Police Station to report that his Indian wife was planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked,
Officer: How sure are you that she is going to kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?
Pole: No, replied the nervous Pole.
Officer: Did you hear her tell someone else that she`s going to kill you?
Pole: No !
