The Wake Up Call
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 6.00 am for an early morning business flight to Chicago.
Category: Jokes in English
The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in India, where any woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!!!
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
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Best Years of My Life
In a seminar A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said:
“Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who wasn’t MY WIFE!”
Audience was in Shock & Silence
He added:“SHE WAS MY MOTHER !”
Applause & Laughter!
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