Engineer वो है जो पक गया है
Mechanics की पढाई में
Submissions की गहराई में
Term work की चटाई में
Engineer वो है जो फस गया है
Campus Interviews के जाल में
Software Testing Companies की चाल में
Internals और Externals की मार में
Once upon a time a Owner of Poultry Farm who was disturbed by low laying eggs by hen,
threatenes all hens to lay more eggs….
Owner: If all of you don’t start laying 2 eggs everyday, your feed will be stopped.
Hens started laying 2 eggs from next day. But one of them was still laying one egg.
Owner: You gave only one egg. Are you not afraid of me?
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Same Joke now in Hindi Fonts
एक समय में एक Poultry Farm का मालिक था जो की अपनी मुर्गियों के द्वारा कम अंडे दिए जाने की वजह से परेशान था
एक दिन उसने सभी मुर्गियों को हुक्म दिया की कल से मुर्गियां ज्यादा अंडे दे
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing
Student: Brotherly love.
Teacher: Now, Prem, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
