On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
“What’s the matter? Are you sick?” he asked.
“No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see old ladies standing.”
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Once in a Bar , A man tells a bartender that there is going to be a fight and he needs a drink before that :
Man : Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender gives him a drink.
Man again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me another drink. Fight is about to start.
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A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.
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