On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
“What’s the matter? Are you sick?” he asked.
“No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see old ladies standing.”
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Once in a Bar , A man tells a bartender that there is going to be a fight and he needs a drink before that :
Man : Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender gives him a drink.
Man again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me another drink. Fight is about to start.
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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an “I”.
Student: I is the….
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an “I”. Always put ‘am’ after an “I”.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Boy 1: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
Boy 2: Ok
Boy 1: A white horse fell in the mud. 
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