Quick Take II
Master to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: Malik ! It’s already raining outside.
Master: So what, take an umbrella and go.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Chintu
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
Postman: – I Have To Come 15 Miles to Deliver You This Packet
Receiver: – why did U come so far. Instead You could Have Just Posted it….
A Husband & Wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How will you divide your Kids, You have 3 children ?
Husband Replied: Ok! No Problem !! We will apply NEXT YEAR
Ramu was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Lawyer to Gabbar: “Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…… ”
Gabbar: “Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!”
