The Polish Remover
One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New Delhi City Police Station to report that his Indian wife was planning to kill him.
The police officer on duty was intrigued by this, and he asked,
Officer: How sure are you that she is going to kill you? Did she threaten to kill you?
Pole: No, replied the nervous Pole.
Officer: Did you hear her tell someone else that she`s going to kill you?
Pole: No !
Officer: Did someone tell you that your wife is gonna kill you?
Pole: No.
Officer: Then why did you think she`s gonna kill you?
Pole: I got proof
Office: What kind of proof ?
Pole: She is going to poison me !!! She bought a bottle at drug store and the label reads “Polish Remover” 
