Quick Take
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing
Student: Brotherly love.
Teacher: Now, Prem, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Manager: Sorry, but I can’t give u a job. I don’t need much help.
Job Applicant:That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!
Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.
Teacher: Sameer, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Sameer: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!
Waiter: It’s no use. He won’t eat it either.
Diner: You’ll drive me to my grave!
Waiter: Well, you don’t expect to walk there, do you?
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.
Wife: I think he did, I’ve still got mine with me!
Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son:That’s why I say she’s no good!
