Even More Short Jokes
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
“What’s the matter? Are you sick?” he asked.
“No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see old ladies standing.”
A tourist from London comes to visit India and he sees a villager.
He asks a question to him:
Tourist: Any great men born in this village?
Villager: No sir, only small babies!!!
